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how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial

lost-andbroken:

“who was your first kiss?”
“john motherfucking stamos”

Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:

Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.

(Source: greyships)

mischi3f-m4naged:

lat1as:

transform-ers:

bl4ckhol3:

k04la:

nice bum where ya from

nice ass where u at

is that tom daley?

Tom,  got an inhaler? cause I heard u got dat ASSma!

His fucking back I cant